WHY INDIANS ARE REBORN

 

Its been around many times. But what the heck; here it is again.
 
The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said: ‘I have to talk to you. 
‘We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. 
They’re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMWs instead of the chariots, 
and they’re selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear or clean, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing! They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line.’
The Lord said, ‘Indians will always be Indians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.’
Satan answered the phone, ‘Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.’ Satan returned to the phone, ‘OK I’m back. What can I do for you?’ 
Gabriel replied, ‘I just wanted to know what kind of problems you’re having down there.’ 
Satan says, ‘Hold on again. I need to check on something.’ 
After about 5 minutes, Satan returns to the phone and said, ‘I’m back. Now what was the question?’ 
Gabriel said, ‘What kind of problems are you having down there?’ 
Satan says, ‘Man I don’t believe this .. Hold on.’ This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, “I’m sorry Gabriel, I can’t talk right now. 
These Indians are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire, which is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!! Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone and IT connection between heaven and hell; between ME and GOD. They have started a social network service for the troubled and believe in Karma and are good in convincing others. Some were trying to start a chai pakora, chole batura, channa, dosa and samosa, barfi, chakli and dokla shop, which I had to stop.
Many have no trouble living in dirt as they are so used to it down on earth. They also love to hang their laundry out on balconies or outside windows, for drying. On purpose, we have shortage of toilets here to make them uncomfortable, but they have no 
problems in doing everything outside in the open.
They are excellent in corrupting everyone and my staff are being bribed by them and I am having 
difficulty in controlling the graft and corruption in Hell. They never complain as this place seems to be betterthan where they came.
I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!! I am therefore requesting, 
“O LORD, PLEASE send them back to earth as soon as they arrive for re-birth.” 

So, this is why Indians are the only ones re-born.

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